YOU SAID:
I like to eat cheese at midnight whilst I wear socks that have purple trombones on them
INTO JAPANESE
紫色のトロンボーンが入った靴下を履いている間、真夜中にチーズを食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese at midnight while wearing socks with purple trombone
INTO JAPANESE
紫色のトロンボーンの靴下を履いて真夜中にチーズを食べるのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to wear purple trombone socks and eat cheese at midnight
INTO JAPANESE
私は紫のトロンボーンソックスを履いて、真夜中にチーズを食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to wear purple trombone socks and eat cheese at midnight
You should move to Japan!