YOU SAID:
i like to eat cheese all day in china on a tuesday with my friend bob who is jewish and is celebrating his birthday which is also on a tuesday in may
INTO JAPANESE
私はユダヤ人の友人ボブと火曜日に中国で一日中チーズを食べるのが好きで、彼の誕生日も5月の火曜日に祝っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese all day in China on Tuesdays with my Jewish friend Bob, and we also celebrate his birthday on Tuesdays in May.
INTO JAPANESE
私はユダヤ人の友人ボブと火曜日に中国で一日中チーズを食べるのが好きで、5月の火曜日には彼の誕生日も祝います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese all day in China on Tuesdays with my Jewish friend Bob, and we also celebrate his birthday on Tuesdays in May.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.