YOU SAID:

i like to eat cereal when my dog is watching cuz he aint getting none

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私は犬が何も得ていないので、私の犬が見ているときに穀物を食べるのが好きです

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I like to eat cereal when my dog is watching because the dog is getting nothing

INTO JAPANESE

犬が何も得ていないので、犬が見ているときにシリアルを食べるのが好きです

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The dog doesn't get anything and likes to eat cereal when the dog is watching

INTO JAPANESE

犬は何も得ず、犬が見ているときに穀物を食べるのが好きです

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The dog gets nothing and likes to eat cereal when the dog is watching

INTO JAPANESE

犬は何も得ず、犬が見ているときに穀物を食べるのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dog gets nothing and likes to eat cereal when the dog is watching