YOU SAID:
I like to drink mayonnaise while I eat thumb drives on top of my computer-- oh man my stomach is rumbling, let me use the bathroom mommy!
INTO JAPANESE
コンピューターの上で親指ドライブを食べながらマヨネーズを飲むのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to drink mayonnaise while eating a thumb drive on my computer.
INTO JAPANESE
コンピューターでサムドライブを食べながらマヨネーズを飲むのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like drinking mayonnaise while eating a thumb drive on a computer.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコンピューターでサムドライブを食べながらマヨネーズを飲むのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like drinking mayonnaise while eating a thumb drive on a computer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.