YOU SAID:
I like to be super random. The penguin must laugh at my farts and look at pink dresses at the mall using the feet on its tail.
INTO JAPANESE
私は超ランダムになるのが好きです。ペンギンは私のオナラを笑い、モールのピンクのドレスを尻尾の足で見なければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to be super random. The penguins have to laugh at my flatulence and look at Mall's pink dress with his tail legs.
INTO JAPANESE
私は超ランダムになるのが好きです。ペンギンは私の鼓腸を笑い、モールのピンクのドレスを尻尾で見なければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to be super random. The penguins have to laugh at my flatulence and look at Mohr's pink dress with his tail.
INTO JAPANESE
私は超ランダムになるのが好きです。ペンギンは私の鼓腸を笑い、モールのピンクのドレスを尻尾で見なければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to be super random. The penguins have to laugh at my flatulence and look at Mohr's pink dress with his tail.
Come on, you can do better than that.