YOU SAID:
I like the turtle but it isn't doing anything to help me.
INTO JAPANESE
亀を好きですが、それは私のために何かをやっていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like the tortoise, but it is not doing something for me.
INTO JAPANESE
亀、しかし、それはない何か私のような。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turtle, but it's not something I like.
INTO JAPANESE
亀が、それはの何かが好きではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The turtle is that of something like is not.
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