YOU SAID:
I like suicide because i feel like the cool kids
INTO JAPANESE
私はクールな子供のように感じるので、自殺が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like suicide because I feel like a cool child
INTO JAPANESE
私は涼しい子供のように感じるので、私は自殺が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like suicide because I feel like a cool child
You've done this before, haven't you.