YOU SAID:
I like stale cheese on red bread that is spotty
INTO JAPANESE
むらのある赤パンにのった古いチーズが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like old cheese on spotty red bread
INTO JAPANESE
むらのある赤いパンにのせた古いチーズが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like old cheese on spotty red bread
That's deep, man.