YOU SAID:
I like someone who I think might like me, and if this gets 500 likes I'll tell him
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が好きかもしれないと思う誰かが好きです、そして、これが500人の好きになるなら私は彼に言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like someone who thinks I might like it, and I will tell him if this is like 500 people
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれが好きかもしれないと思う誰かが好きです、そして、もしこれが500人の人なら、私は彼に言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like someone who thinks it might like it, and if it is 500 people, I will tell him
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれが好きかもしれないと思う人が好きです。もし500人なら、私は彼に言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like people who think I might like it. If it is 500 people, I will tell him
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれが好きかもしれないと思う人が好きです。それが500人なら、私は彼に言うでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like people who think I might like it. If it is 500 people, I will tell him
That didn't even make that much sense in English.