YOU SAID:

i like snakes. no im just kidding i rather pet my fluffy dog than get two meters close to a snake

INTO JAPANESE

私はヘビが好きです。冗談じゃないよ。ヘビに2メートル近づくよりもふわふわの犬を撫でる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like snakes. no kidding. Stroking a fluffy dog rather than approaching a snake 2 meters

INTO JAPANESE

私はヘビが好きです。冗談じゃない。ヘビに近づくのではなく、ふわふわの犬を撫でる2メートル

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like snakes. I am not joking. 2 meters stroking a fluffy dog instead of approaching a snake

INTO JAPANESE

私はヘビが好きです。冗談じゃない。ヘビに近づく代わりにふわふわの犬をなでる2メートル

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like snakes. I am not joking. 2 meters stroking a fluffy dog instead of approaching a snake