YOU SAID:

I like smelling feet, I must have no feet.

INTO JAPANESE

私は足の臭いが好きです、私は足がありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like the smell of feet, I have no legs.

INTO JAPANESE

家畜の臭いが好きなのかい？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, if you like the smell of cow crap.

INTO JAPANESE

家畜の臭いが好きなのかい？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, if you like the smell of cow crap.