YOU SAID:
i like pooping in the front yard
INTO JAPANESE
私は前庭でうんちをするのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to poop in the front yard
INTO JAPANESE
私は前庭でうんちするのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to poo in the front yard
INTO JAPANESE
前庭でうんちするのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to poop in the front yard
INTO JAPANESE
私は前庭でうんちするのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to poo in the front yard
INTO JAPANESE
前庭でうんちするのが好き
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