YOU SAID:
I like pies that eat me
INTO JAPANESE
私を食べるパイを好きな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat pie love
INTO JAPANESE
私は愛のパイを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to eat pie
INTO JAPANESE
パイを食べるが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like to eat pie
INTO JAPANESE
パイを食べるが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like to eat pie
Come on, you can do better than that.