YOU SAID:
I like pickles, but mayo is dumb. and condiments are gross.
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりのピクルスが好きですが、マヨネーズは馬鹿です。調味料はグロスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pickled cucumbers, but mayonnaise is stupid. The seasoning is gloss.
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりのピクルスが好きですが、マヨネーズはバカです。調味料はツヤです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pickled cucumbers, but mayonnaise is stupid. The seasoning is glossy.
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりのピクルスが好きですが、マヨネーズはバカです。調味料は光沢があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pickled cucumbers, but mayonnaise is stupid. The seasoning is shiny.
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりのピクルスが好きですが、マヨネーズはバカです。調味料はピカピカです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pickled cucumbers, but mayonnaise is stupid. The seasoning is shiny.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.