YOU SAID:

I like neckties but I might as well walk on my legs.

INTO JAPANESE

ネクタイが好きですが、私の足で歩いて可能性がありますも。

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Tie is like walking on my feet, might be.

INTO JAPANESE

ネクタイは、自分の足で歩くかもしれないようです。

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Tie is like may walk on their feet.

INTO JAPANESE

5 月のようなネクタイは自分の足で歩きます。

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Such may walk on their feet.

INTO JAPANESE

そのような物は、自分の足で歩くことがあります。

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Things such as walk on their feet.

INTO JAPANESE

自分の足で歩くようなもの。

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Things like walking on my feet.

INTO JAPANESE

私の足の上を歩くようなもの。

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Things like walking on my feet.