YOU SAID:
I like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のコーヒーが好きなように私の女性が好きです。私はコーヒーが好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my lady as much as I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーと同じくらい女性が好きです。私はコーヒーが好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like women as much as coffee. I don't like coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーと同じくらい女性が好きです。私はコーヒーが好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like women as much as coffee. I don't like coffee.
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