YOU SAID:
I like my shoes, don't you dare steal them boy
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴が好きはありません、あえてそれらを盗む少年
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy doesn't like my shoes and dared them to steal
INTO JAPANESE
少年は私の靴が嫌い、盗むためにそれらを敢えてしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They dare to steal, he hates my shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは盗むためにあえて、彼は私の靴を嫌っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare they steal, he hates my shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
あえて彼らが盗むために、彼は私の靴を嫌っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare they steal, he hates my shoes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.