YOU SAID:
I like my men like I like my shoes, with my toes inside them.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の靴が好き、私のつま先がそれらの中にいるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my shoes and my toes are in them
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の靴が好きで、私のつま先はそれらの中にあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my shoes and my toes are in them
You've done this before, haven't you.