YOU SAID:
I like my man like I like my bacon, sizzling hot.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の男が私のベーコンが好きで、暑い暑いのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my bacon and my hot guy likes the hot weather.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のベーコンが好きで、私の暑い人は暑い天気が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my bacon and my hot people like hot weather.
INTO JAPANESE
私はベーコンが好きで、暑い人は暑い天気が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like bacon and hot people like hot weather.
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンが好きで、暑い人は暑い日が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like bacon, hot people like hot days.
INTO JAPANESE
私はベーコンが好きで、暑い人は暑い日が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like bacon, hot people like hot days.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.