YOU SAID:
I like my coffee the way I like my men: Bitter and black.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の男性が好きなように私のコーヒーが好きです:苦くて黒い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my coffee as I like my men: bitter and black.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の男性が好きなように私のコーヒーが好きです:苦くて黒い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my coffee as I like my men: bitter and black.
You should move to Japan!