YOU SAID:
I like my coffee how I like my men, I HATE coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私は部下と同じように自分のコーヒーが好きですが、コーヒーは大嫌いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my coffee as much as my subordinates, but I hate coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私は部下と同じくらいコーヒーが好きですが、コーヒーは嫌いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like coffee as much as my subordinates, but I hate coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私は部下と同じくらいコーヒーが好きですが、コーヒーは嫌いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like coffee as much as my subordinates, but I hate coffee.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.