YOU SAID:
i like milk because i have ugly grandchildren and i eat brown socks in the morning
INTO JAPANESE
私は醜い孫がいて、朝は茶色の靴下を食べるので、ミルクが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like milk because I have ugly grandchildren and eat brown socks in the morning
INTO JAPANESE
私は醜い孫がいて、朝は茶色の靴下を食べるので、ミルクが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like milk because I have ugly grandchildren and eat brown socks in the morning
That didn't even make that much sense in English.