YOU SAID:
i like it when my cat eats my 100 toes cause then i get to eat her
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫が私の100のつま先を食べるとき、私はそれが好きです、そして、私は彼女を食べるようになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my cat eats my 100 toes, I like it, and I get to eat her
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫が私のつま先を食べるとき、私はそれが好きで、私は彼女を食べるようになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my cat ate my toes, I liked it, and I got to eat her
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫が私のつま先を食べたとき、私はそれが好きで、私は彼女を食べるようになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my cat ate my toes, I liked it, and I got to eat her
You should move to Japan!