YOU SAID:
I like how my mom always find my sperm all over the globe
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のお母さんがいつも世界中で私の精子を見つける方法が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like the way my mom always finds my sperm all over the world
INTO JAPANESE
私の母はいつも世界中で私の精子を見つける方法が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother always likes the way to find my sperm all over the world
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は世界中で私の精子を見つける方法を常に好む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother always prefers how to find my sperm all over the world
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は世界中で私の精子を見つける方法を常に好む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother always prefers how to find my sperm all over the world
That didn't even make that much sense in English.