YOU SAID:
I like eggs in the morning. MY EGGS ARE FARTING.
INTO JAPANESE
私は午前中に卵が好きです。私の卵は飢えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like eggs in the morning. My egg is starving.
INTO JAPANESE
私は午前中に卵が好きです。私の卵は飢えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like eggs in the morning. My egg is starving.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.