YOU SAID:

I like eating razors while beating my wife with a metal bat while also holding the cops off of my door

INTO JAPANESE

金属バットで妻を殴りながらカミソリを食べながら、警察をドアから追い払うのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like chasing the police out the door while eating razors while beating my wife with a metal bat.

INTO JAPANESE

金属バットで妻を殴りながらカミソリを食べながら警察をドアから追い出すのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like kicking the cops out the door while eating razors while beating my wife with a metal bat.

INTO JAPANESE

金属バットで妻を殴りながらカミソリを食べながら警官をドアから蹴り出すのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like kicking cops out the door while eating razors while beating my wife with a metal bat.

INTO JAPANESE

金属バットで妻を殴りながらカミソリを食べながら警官をドアから追い出すのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like kicking cops out the door while eating razors while beating my wife with a metal bat.