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I like eating poo but sometimes the poo is too soggy to eat so i use a knife and fork
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちを食べるのが好きですが、時にはうんちを食べるにはねっとりすぎるので、私はナイフとフォークを使う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat poop, but sometimes I am getting too much to eat poop, so I use a knife and a fork
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちを食べるのが好きですが、時々私はうんちを食べるには多すぎているので、私はナイフとフォークを使用
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I like to eat poop, but sometimes I have too much to eat poop, so I use a knife and fork
INTO JAPANESE
私は糞を食べるのが好きですが、時々私は糞を食べるには多すぎるので、私はナイフとフォークを使います
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I like to eat shit, but sometimes I have too much to eat shit, so I use a knife and a fork
INTO JAPANESE
私はたわごとを食べるのが好きですが、たまにはたわごとを食べるには多すぎるので、私はナイフとフォークを使用
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat shit, but occasionally it is too much to eat shit so I use a knife and a fork
INTO JAPANESE
たわごとを食べるのが好きですが、たまにはたわごとを食べるには多すぎるのでナイフとフォークを使います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat shit, but occasionally it's too much to eat shit so I use a knife and a fork
INTO JAPANESE
たわごとを食べるのが好きですが、たまにはたわごとを食べるのが多すぎるのでナイフとフォークを使います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat shit, but occasionally I have to use knives and forks because I have too much to eat shit
INTO JAPANESE
私はたわごとを食べるのが好きですが、たまにはたわごとを食べるには多すぎるのでナイフとフォークを使わなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat shit, but occasionally it is too much to eat shit so I have to use a knife and fork
INTO JAPANESE
たわごとを食べるのが好きですが、たまにはたわごとを食べるには多すぎるので、ナイフとフォークを使わなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat shit, but occasionally it is too much to eat shit, so I have to use a knife and a fork
INTO JAPANESE
私はたわごとを食べるのが好きですが、たまにはたわごとを食べるには多すぎるので、私はナイフとフォークを使わなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat shit, but occasionally it is too much to eat shit, so I have to use a knife and a fork
That didn't even make that much sense in English.