YOU SAID:
I like eating dogs with their dirty hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私は汚れた髪の犬を食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat dogs with dirty hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私は汚れた髪の犬を食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat dogs with dirty hair.
That's deep, man.