YOU SAID:
I like eating dog's ear lobes!
INTO JAPANESE
犬の耳たぶを食べるのが好きです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat dog earwigs!
INTO JAPANESE
犬のイヤホンを食べるのが好きです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat dog earphones!
INTO JAPANESE
犬のイヤホンを食べるのが好きです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat dog earphones!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.