YOU SAID:
I like eating cheese puffs on top of cactuses
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンの上にチーズパフを食べるのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese puffs on cactus
INTO JAPANESE
私はサボテンにチーズパフを食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat cheese puffs on cactus
Come on, you can do better than that.