YOU SAID:
I like dogs. And cats. I dare you to sue me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が好き。そして猫。私はあなたが私を訴えるように敢行する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like dogs. And a cat. I will do as you sue me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が好き。そして、猫。あなたが私を訴えたときに私はやります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like dogs. And a cat. I will do it when you complain to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が好き。そして、猫。あなたが私に不平を言うと、私はそれをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like dogs. And a cat. If you complain to me, I will do it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が好き。そして、猫。あなたが私に不平を言うなら、私はそれをやるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like dogs. And a cat. If you complain to me, I will do it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.