YOU SAID:
i like children because i go to jail for liking them
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供が好きなので刑務所に行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go to jail because I like children
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供が好きなので刑務所に行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go to jail because I like children
Come on, you can do better than that.