YOU SAID:
I like cheese, pencils, apple chairs and post it notes. I am a tree. I like exploding cheese. I like to explode glittery and kick chairs in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズ、鉛筆、リンゴの椅子が好きで、付箋紙を貼っています。私は木です。私はチーズを爆発させるのが好きです。キラキラと顔を蹴る椅子を爆発させるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cheese, pencils and apple chairs and sticky notes on them. I am a tree I like to explode cheese. I like to explode a chair that kicks my face with glitter.
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズ、鉛筆、リンゴの椅子とそれらの付箋が好きです。私はチーズを爆発させるのが好きな木です。キラキラと顔を蹴る椅子を爆発させるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cheese, pencils, apple chairs and their sticky notes. I'm a tree that likes to explode cheese. I like to explode a chair that kicks my face with glitter.
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズ、鉛筆、リンゴの椅子とそれらの付箋が好きです。私はチーズを爆発させるのが好きな木です。キラキラと顔を蹴る椅子を爆発させるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cheese, pencils, apple chairs and their sticky notes. I'm a tree that likes to explode cheese. I like to explode a chair that kicks my face with glitter.
Come on, you can do better than that.