YOU SAID:
i like cheese on toast it is pretty epic oh no the cheese uprising has begun. summon the egg imperium to defend our great nation
INTO JAPANESE
私はトーストにチーズが好きです。チーズの蜂起は始まっていません。私たちの偉大な国を守るために卵帝国を召喚します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cheese for toast. The cheese uprising has not begun. Summon an egg empire to protect our great nation
INTO JAPANESE
トーストにはチーズが好きです。チーズ蜂起は始まっていません。私たちの偉大な国を守るために卵帝国を召喚します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cheese for toast. The cheese uprising has not begun. Summon an egg empire to protect our great nation
That didn't even make that much sense in English.