YOU SAID:
I like cats so much that if anyone even thought of hurting my one, Kimmy they would die a death so painful that they would much rather a bullet in the head then deal with me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好きで、誰かが私のものを傷つけようとさえ考えたとしても、キミーは彼らが頭の中ではなくむしろ弾丸となるようにとても痛みを伴う死で死ぬだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats, and even if someone thinks to hurt me, Kimmy will die with a very painful death as they become bullets rather than in the head.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好きです、そして、誰かが私を傷つけようと思っていたとしても、Kimmyは頭の中ではなく弾丸になるので非常に痛い死で死んでしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats, and even if someone wants to hurt me, Kimmy will die in the head and not in my head, so it will be a very painful death.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好きです、そして誰かが私を傷つけたいと思ったとしても、Kimmyは私の頭の中ではなく頭の中で死ぬので、それは非常に痛みを伴う死になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats, and even if someone wants to hurt me, Kimmy dies in my head, not in my head, so it becomes a very painful death.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好きです、そして誰かが私を傷つけたいと思ったとしても、キミーは私の頭の中ではなく私の頭の中で死ぬので、それは非常に痛みを伴う死になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats, and even if someone wants to hurt me, Kimmy dies in my head, not in my head, so it becomes a very painful death.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.