YOU SAID:
I like cats if you kill a duck I am afraid of toasters
INTO JAPANESE
アヒルを殺すと猫が好きですトースターが怖い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats when killing ducks and scared toasters
INTO JAPANESE
アヒルや怖いトースターを殺すとき猫が好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats when killing ducks and scary toasters
INTO JAPANESE
アヒルや怖いトースターを殺すときの猫が好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats when killing ducks and scary toasters
That didn't even make that much sense in English.