YOU SAID:
i like cats dogs are slightly poopy
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が好きです犬は少しうんちがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats dogs have a little poo
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が好きです犬は少しうんちがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats dogs have a little poo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.