YOU SAID:
i like cabage on a baggle kind of like a lady just playing with you
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたと一緒に遊んでいる女性のようなbagのようなキャベツが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cabbage like a bag like a woman playing with you
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたと遊ぶ女性のようなバッグのようなキャベツが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cabbage like a bag like a woman playing with you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.