YOU SAID:
I like big ol turtles
INTO JAPANESE
大昔のカメが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like old turtles
INTO JAPANESE
老亀が好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i like old turtle
INTO JAPANESE
私は古いカメが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i like old turtles
INTO JAPANESE
古い亀が好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i like old turtles
That didn't even make that much sense in English.