YOU SAID:

I like big ketsu and I cannot lie, you other 忍者 can't deny, when a megane walks in with itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG, want to pull out your tongue.

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きなケツが好きで嘘はつけません、他の忍者も否定できません、眼鏡が腰がくびれ、顔に丸いものを持って入ってくると、あなたは飛びつき、舌を抜きたくなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't lie, I like big butts, I can't deny other ninjas, when glasses come in with a waist and a round thing on your face, you want to jump and pull your tongue out.

INTO JAPANESE

嘘はつかない、私は大きなお尻が好き、他の忍者を否定することはできません、眼鏡が腰と丸いものを顔に持ってくると、飛び上がって舌を抜きたくなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't lie, I like big butts, can't deny other ninjas, when glasses bring hips and round things to my face, I want to jump up and pull my tongue out.

INTO JAPANESE

嘘はつかない、私は大きなお尻が好き、他の忍者を否定できない、メガネでお尻や丸いものが私の顔に来ると、飛び上がって舌を抜きたくなる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't lie, I like big butts, I can't deny other ninjas, glasses and round things in my face make me want to jump up and pull my tongue out.

INTO JAPANESE

嘘はつかない、私は大きなお尻が好き、他の忍者を否定することはできない、眼鏡と顔に丸いものがあれば、飛び上がって舌を抜きたくなる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't lie, I like big butts, I can't deny other ninjas, glasses and a round face make me want to jump up and pull out my tongue.

INTO JAPANESE

嘘はつかない、大きなお尻が好き、他の忍者も否定できない、眼鏡と丸顔は飛び上がって舌を抜きたくなる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't lie, I like big butts, I can't deny other ninjas, glasses and a round face make me want to jump up and pull out my tongue.