YOU SAID:
i like big hairy men up my....
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の大きな毛むくじゃらの男性が好きです....
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my big hairy man....
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の大きな毛むくじゃらの男が好きです....
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my big hairy man....
That didn't even make that much sense in English.