YOU SAID:
I like big butts and I do not lie.
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きなお尻が好きで、嘘はつきません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like big ass and can't lie.
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きなお尻が好きで、嘘をつくことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like big ass and can't lie.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.