YOU SAID:
i like america because i like their totally legit american cheese
INTO JAPANESE
私は完全に合法的なアメリカのチーズが好きなのでアメリカが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like America because I like perfectly legal American cheese
INTO JAPANESE
完全に合法なアメリカのチーズが好きだからアメリカが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like America because I like perfectly legal American cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.