YOU SAID:
I licked a fireman in a swimming pool because I'm really not on drugs!
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当に薬のためスイミング プールで消防士を舐めました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I really for drugs in the swimming pool the firefighters right!
INTO JAPANESE
私本当の薬、プールで消防士右!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My real medicine, pool with firefighters right!
INTO JAPANESE
私の本物の薬は、消防士の権限を持つプール!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My real medicine is a pool that firefighter!
INTO JAPANESE
私の本物の薬はプールその消防士!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pool is my real medication that firefighters!
INTO JAPANESE
プールは、私の本物の薬その消防士!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pool is my real medication that firefighters!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.