YOU SAID:
I lick my toes because I have no girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女がいないのでつま先をなめます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lick my toes because she is not there.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女がいないので私は私のつま先をなめる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lick my toes because she doesn't.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はしないので私は私のつま先をなめる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lick my toes because she doesn't.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.