YOU SAID:
I let you ruin my life why because you touched my burrito
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のブリトーに触れたので、私はあなたに私の人生を台無しにさせます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I make you ruin my life because you touched my burritos
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のブリトーに触れたので、私はあなたを私の人生を台無しにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ruin you my life because you touched my burritos
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のブリトーに触れたので、私はあなたを私の人生を台無しにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ruin you my life because you touched my burritos
That didn't even make that much sense in English.