YOU SAID:
i legitimately farted
INTO JAPANESE
私は合法的におならしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have been legally flatulent
INTO JAPANESE
私は法的に鼓腸しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm legally flatulence
INTO JAPANESE
私は法的に鼓腸しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm legally flatulence
That didn't even make that much sense in English.