YOU SAID:
i legitimately farted
INTO JAPANESE
私は合法的におならしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have been legally flatulent
INTO JAPANESE
私は法的に鼓腸しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm legally flatulence
INTO JAPANESE
私は法的に鼓腸しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm legally flatulence
You've done this before, haven't you.