YOU SAID:
I leapt out of the river, soaking to my pantaloons.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のパンタロンに浸漬、川から飛び跳ねます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hops from the bottoms of my immersion in the river.
INTO JAPANESE
私浸漬川の底から私のホップ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hop from the bottom of the immersed river.
INTO JAPANESE
私は川の底から飛び降りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I jumped from the bottom of the river.
INTO JAPANESE
私は川の底から飛び降りた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I jumped from the bottom of the river.
Come on, you can do better than that.