YOU SAID:
I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの保持力がイボイノシシの裏側と同じくらい濡れていることを知っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know that your holding power is as wet as the back side of a warthog.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの保持力はイボイノシシの裏側と同じくらい濡れていることを私は知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know that your holding power is as wet as the back side of the warthog.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの保持力はイボイノシシの裏側と同じくらい濡れていることを私は知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know that your holding power is as wet as the back side of the warthog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.