YOU SAID:
I know a potato who knows a tomato and is really a cat. Except maybe the cat is truly a dog, but either way they both have popsicles
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトを知っていて、本当に猫であるジャガイモを知っています。たぶん猫は本当に犬ですが、どちらにせよ両方ともアイスキャンディーを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know tomatoes and really know potatoes that are cats. Maybe the cat is really a dog, but in any case both have popsicles
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトを知っており、猫であるジャガイモを本当に知っています。猫は本当に犬かもしれませんが、いずれにせよ両方ともアイスキャンディーを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know tomatoes and really know the potato cat. Cats may really be dogs, but in any case both have popsicles
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトを知っており、ジャガイモ猫を本当に知っています。猫は本当に犬かもしれませんが、いずれにせよ両方ともアイスキャンディーを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know tomatoes and really know potato cats. Cats may really be dogs, but in any case both have popsicles
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトを知っており、ジャガイモ猫を本当に知っています。猫は本当に犬かもしれませんが、いずれにせよ両方ともアイスキャンディーを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know tomatoes and really know potato cats. Cats may really be dogs, but in any case both have popsicles
That didn't even make that much sense in English.